Teen Mom 2: Season 2, Episode 8.

Chelsea - Chelsea and Adam have barely talked since their fight about moving. Chelsea decides not to focus on Adam and finds a job at...a tanning salon! Like this girl needs MORE UV rays. Chelsea has been SO busy job searching and moving that she hasn't even thought about her GED. Actually, Chelsea's been so busy caking on six layers of make up she purchased with her daddy's credit card that she hasn't bothered to get any work done. Adam comes over to watch manly movies (hey, I like "Tears Of The Sun") and sit on his cellphone. Chelsea's pissed. She goes over to her mom's to tell her about the new job and complain about Adam. Chelsea and her friend hang out later. For some reason the friend helps Chelsea put Aubree to bed and they seem to share head bands a lot. Chelsea starts crying about Adam for the 700th time. I am so bored of Chelsea's entire situation. The Adam Saga, "working" on her GED, living off of her dad's income. Make some progress, woman!

Kailyn - Kail goes out for lunch with some friends to ask for advice about the Jo-child-support-situation. I think everybody (including Kail) is missing the point here. It's not about who makes more or less money, idiots. Whoever has Isaac more is entitled to child support! The end! Jo talks to his brother about being pissed off at Kailyn...he somehow thinks it's completely unfair that he should have to pay for his child. Moron. And has it stuck in his mind that Kail could find a better job and chooses to work retail only because she likes to work with her boyfriend. Kail finds out Jo is going to have to pay about $500 a month. Jordan smirks and says, "that's a lot." Kail makes arrangements to meet with Jo at a diner to discuss everything. They meet up and pretty much argue right from the beginning. Isn't this the whole point of COURT? So that you don't need to argue, you just let the courts take care of it? Jo plans on appealing the amount of child support he has to pay. Who the fuck complains about paying $500 a month in child support when they live at home with their mommy?

Leah - Ugh, her voice is like nails on a chalkboard. Valley girl meets country bumpkin. I'm bored with this couple, and apparently Corey is bored with his job. I agree, he needs a new job...their house is so fugly and he needs a new hat. His career aspiration is coal mining. The twins are soooooo cute. Ali gets splints and they improve things almost immediately. Later, Leah and Corey receive a letter from the geneticist stating that Ali may have an unspecified skeletal dysplasia. They wish to have a follow up appointment for Ali in a year. Leah jumps onto google...again. She barely knows how to read, so I don't know why (ab-nor-ma-lity). Then Leah starts arguing with Corey about Aleeah. Ali sits on the floor eating cheese puffs. She's so freaking cute. Leah calls the geneticist about the letter they received, and she basically just rambles off and repeats everything that was in the letter. Leah leaves the twins with Corey's parents and meets with Corey to talk more about the letter and the geneticist. Corey saying, "at least we have good things coming up this year." Haha. Haha. OMG I'M SO BORED. Somebody have an affair so we can finally see why they got divorced! In the exclusive online scene, Corey comes home from coal mining class and proclaims that coal is really dinosaurs. Oh. My. God.

Jenelle - Barbara decides to enforce some "new rules" ie. Jenelle has to look after her own child and get a job. Jenelle flips out because she is "soooo stressed out." Jenelle's mom makes fun of her for being "strung out" on weed. It was kind of hilarious. Because Jenelle is acting like a full on crackhead over a bit of ganja. None of this sits well with the queen of laziness so she decides that she should move out with her biker-chick friend, Tori. Even though she has no job. But she's ooooobviously going to get one. Yeah, I'm sure she will. Jenelle's step dad moves her out, while Jenelle and Tori reminisce over old letters from Kee-fuh. Coincidentally, the next day Kee-fuh sends Jenelle a Facebook message. It's no surprise that he doesn't know how to spell. And for some reason he signs his letter as 117. Jenelle messages 117 back telling him that he can come over. They resolve to work things out...again. I think what really needs resolving is 117's wardrobe. He only owns one, green zip up hoody! That's it!

Hoping that next week's preview means some drama is on the way. Because Leah, Chelsea, and Jenelle have pretty much gone in circles since season 1.

Next week Leah wants to buy a trailer and Corey doesn't, Chelsea and Adam break up for the bazillionth time, Kailyn prepares to go to court and fight over child support with Jo, and Jenelle scraps it out with Tori...I'm excited!

Teen Mom 2: Season 2, Episode 8.